My tumblr can go from Spiritual, to sexual, to ranting and shuffle between all that and more. Because I’m human and because my mind is all over the place all the time.
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When I see Jehovah’s witnesses coming to knock on my door…
I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life
My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.
I need to remember this for uniforms.
Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!
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“A white woman bakes a chocolate cake. She turns her back & her lil boy takes some chocolate and rubs it on his face, says “Look mommy, i’m black.” She slaps the shit outta him and says “Go tell your father what you did!!”He goes to his dad “Look daddy i’m black”, he took that belt & beat his ass and said “Go show your grandfather what you did!!”“Look grandpa, I’m black.” He took a switch out and beat his ass, “Now go back to your mama!!”He goes back to his mom and she says “Now what did you learn today?” and the little boy says “I learned that, I’ve been black for 5 minutes and i already hate you white motha fuckas”~Paul Mooney~
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2 Bottles Bacardi 151
2 Bottles Everclear
6 Bottles Vodka
2 Bottles Gin
1 Bottle 99 Grapes
1 Bottle 99 Apples
2 Bottles Coconut Rum
2 Bottles Sour Apple Pucker
2 Bottles Peach Schnapps
8 Boone’s Strawberry Hill
4 Big Bottles 7up
4 Big Bottles Pineapple Juice
4 Big Bottles Hawaiian Punch
*5 Big Bottles Orange Crush
*5 Big Bottles Orange Juice
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Lawd jeezums this is a lot
They alive or nah?
they on the floor.
Everclear is literally the Devil’s piss.
you know they dead
2 bottles of everclear good lord! I remember my homeboy had two shots of everclear one night. He text me later saying every pore on his body was wide open 😑😑
Anonymous asked: I don't understand that Marilyn Monroe thing can you please explain it?
Pharrell received a lot of flack first after his new album cover art for ‘Girl’ not having any black women on his cover [read that to mean ‘discernible’: he says that one of the women is black, she’s just lighter skinned] and that caused drama.
Pharrell spoke out after, saying that black women don’t need him to represent them (?) which….blah.
So, he was speaking with Oprah last week or something and said that he’s “The New Black” and he said:
The New Black dreams and realizes that it’s not pigmentation: it’s a mentality and it’s either going to work for you or it’s going to work against you. And you’ve got to pick the side you’re going to be on.
…and THAT shit did not go well, especially since he was speaking for black people when he JUST SAID that black women don’t need him to represent them.
So the fact that his cover for his single Marilyn Monroe is a black woman, and a darker skinned black woman, after all this, appears to some of us as a PR/damage control move because members of the black community, especially bloggers and on twitter….did not appreciate his “New Black” commentary.
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*when yall post selfies*
i just need to get my shit together
To be black in America is to be guilty until proven innocent
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