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22nd April 2014

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rotiqueen:

My tumblr can go from Spiritual, to sexual, to ranting and shuffle between all that and more. Because I’m human and because my mind is all over the place all the time.

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22nd April 2014

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emeraldjadegifs:

When I see Jehovah’s witnesses coming to knock on my door…

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22nd April 2014

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22nd April 2014

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rhapsody-tardisblue:

thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!


O___O

rhapsody-tardisblue:

thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!

O___O

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22nd April 2014

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nefermaathotep:

“A white woman bakes a chocolate cake. She turns her back & her lil boy takes some chocolate and rubs it on his face, says “Look mommy, i’m black.” She slaps the shit outta him and says “Go tell your father what you did!!”He goes to his dad “Look daddy i’m black”, he took that belt & beat his ass and said “Go show your grandfather what you did!!”“Look grandpa, I’m black.” He took a switch out and beat his ass, “Now go back to your mama!!”He goes back to his mom and she says “Now what did you learn today?” and the little boy says “I learned that, I’ve been black for 5 minutes and i already hate you white motha fuckas”~Paul Mooney~

nefermaathotep:

“A white woman bakes a chocolate cake. She turns her back & her lil boy takes some chocolate and rubs it on his face, says “Look mommy, i’m black.” She slaps the shit outta him and says “Go tell your father what you did!!”He goes to his dad “Look daddy i’m black”, he took that belt & beat his ass and said “Go show your grandfather what you did!!”“Look grandpa, I’m black.” He took a switch out and beat his ass, “Now go back to your mama!!”He goes back to his mom and she says “Now what did you learn today?” and the little boy says “I learned that, I’ve been black for 5 minutes and i already hate you white motha fuckas”~Paul Mooney~

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22nd April 2014

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mcdxcii-ent:

CAROLINE!!!

mcdxcii-ent:

CAROLINE!!!

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22nd April 2014

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literallysame:

[x]

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22nd April 2014

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theuppitynegras:

brownglucose:

smidgetz:

g-aesthetic:

freshest-tittymilk:

tipsybartender:

JUNGLE JUICE 2 Bottles Bacardi 151 2 Bottles Everclear 6 Bottles Vodka 2 Bottles Gin 1 Bottle 99 Grapes 1 Bottle 99 Apples 2 Bottles Coconut Rum 2 Bottles Sour Apple Pucker 2 Bottles Peach Schnapps 8 Boone’s Strawberry Hill  4 Big Bottles 7up 4 Big Bottles Pineapple Juice 4 Big Bottles Hawaiian Punch *5 Big Bottles Orange Crush  *5 Big Bottles Orange Juice  #cocktail #bacardi #vodka #junglejuice
This pic was sent to us on www.instagram.com/TipsyBartender by @ekvistrom. Hashtag your artistic cocktail pics #tipsyfan. We’ll repost the best ones. The person with the most likes wins a free Tipsy Bartender hoodie and the Tipsy Bartender book. (The pic must belong to you. Also remember to include the recipe)


Lawd jeezums this is a lot

They alive or nah?

they on the floor.

Everclear is literally the Devil’s piss. 

you know they dead

2 bottles of everclear good lord! I remember my homeboy had two shots of everclear one night. He text me later saying every pore on his body was wide open 😑😑

theuppitynegras:

brownglucose:

smidgetz:

g-aesthetic:

freshest-tittymilk:

tipsybartender:

JUNGLE JUICE
2 Bottles Bacardi 151
2 Bottles Everclear
6 Bottles Vodka
2 Bottles Gin
1 Bottle 99 Grapes
1 Bottle 99 Apples
2 Bottles Coconut Rum
2 Bottles Sour Apple Pucker
2 Bottles Peach Schnapps
8 Boone’s Strawberry Hill
4 Big Bottles 7up
4 Big Bottles Pineapple Juice
4 Big Bottles Hawaiian Punch
*5 Big Bottles Orange Crush
*5 Big Bottles Orange Juice
#cocktail #bacardi #vodka #junglejuice

This pic was sent to us on www.instagram.com/TipsyBartender by @ekvistrom. Hashtag your artistic cocktail pics #tipsyfan. We’ll repost the best ones. The person with the most likes wins a free Tipsy Bartender hoodie and the Tipsy Bartender book. (The pic must belong to you. Also remember to include the recipe)

Lawd jeezums this is a lot

They alive or nah?

they on the floor.

Everclear is literally the Devil’s piss.

you know they dead

2 bottles of everclear good lord! I remember my homeboy had two shots of everclear one night. He text me later saying every pore on his body was wide open 😑😑

Source: tipsybartender

22nd April 2014

Question reblogged from cotton candy on a rainy day. with 99 notes

Anonymous asked: I don't understand that Marilyn Monroe thing can you please explain it?

lovelyandbrown:

Pharrell received a lot of flack first after his new album cover art for ‘Girl’ not having any black women on his cover [read that to mean ‘discernible’: he says that one of the women is black, she’s just lighter skinned] and that caused drama.

Pharrell spoke out after, saying that black women don’t need him to represent them (?) which….blah.

So, he was speaking with Oprah last week or something and said that he’s “The New Black” and he said:

The New Black dreams and realizes that it’s not pigmentation: it’s a mentality and it’s either going to work for you or it’s going to work against you. And you’ve got to pick the side you’re going to be on.

…and THAT shit did not go well, especially since he was speaking for black people when he JUST SAID that black women don’t need him to represent them. 

So the fact that his cover for his single Marilyn Monroe is a black woman, and a darker skinned black woman, after all this, appears to some of us as a PR/damage control move because members of the black community, especially bloggers and on twitter….did not appreciate his “New Black” commentary. 

22nd April 2014

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downsouf:

*when yall post selfies*

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22nd April 2014

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realitytvgifs:

same

realitytvgifs:

same

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22nd April 2014

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i just need to get my shit together
— me in 2009/2012/this time last year/a minute ago/next year probably (via lucidfoxx)

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22nd April 2014

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lovingthystruggle:

hunnessy:

stacksbreadup:

#TransformationTuesday

raw

Lmfao

Lord lol

lovingthystruggle:

hunnessy:

stacksbreadup:

#TransformationTuesday

raw

Lmfao

Lord lol

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22nd April 2014

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22nd April 2014

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wittywino:

To be black in America is to be guilty until proven innocent

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